Workin' in the Coal Mine...

My friend Gina is leaving her job today ... after experiencing, you know - the usual in much of the corporate world today: favoritism, incompetence, misogyny, lack of communication, ignorance and lots of halitosis.

I can only imagine the exit interview as going thusly:




GINA’s EXIT INTERVIEW:

HR/MANAGEMENT REP: “So Gina, you’re leaving us. I assume that you have found a better opportunity that you wish to pursue?”

GINA: “Actually, no. You people just SUCK.”

HR/MANAGEMENT REP: “Ah… well… … I see… …Ummm….”

GINA: “Can I go now?”

HR/MANAGEMENT REP: “Ehhh… yes, well, thank you for your input. Best of luck. We are really sorry to see you go”