From an ESPN.COM article today about China's announcement of contraband at Olympic event venues...
"Banned items include guns, ammunition, crossbows, daggers, fireworks, flammable materials, corrosive chemicals and radioactive materials."
"Also restricted are knives, bats, long-handled umbrellas, long poles, animals (except for guide dogs), vehicles (except for strollers and wheelchairs), loudspeakers, radios, laser devices or wireless devices."
Because nothing says "Go TEAM" like a plutonium-filled foam finger, or a cross-bow and a wolf.
This is going to be the most BIZARRE Olympics yet - and the IOC deserves all they get.
And THIS guy is SO not getting in to the synchronized swimming events.
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