Random Pick-up Lines

The worse, the better...

"I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bed Rock!"


"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

"Here i am. what are your other two wishes?"

How to get fired....
"If you were homework, I'd be doing you right here on my desk!"



And if you get shot down...
"He: Do you want to dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"


AND, OF COURSE, THE INSULT...

"I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it."