Doctors Raise False Hopes In Largest-Ever Study Of Beer’s Benefits For Athletes
Robert T. Gonzalez —Here's some bittersweet news from the world of beer. In the largest-ever study of its kind, research scientists have shown that the consumption of wheat beer has a positive effect on athletes' health, with one caveat: the study was conducted using non-alcoholic beer as the test beverage — a not-so-minor technicality decried by beer-enthusiasts the world over as "totally lame."
And in a corollary finding, it was found that all the ugly girls were left AT the bar at closing time. Duh.
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