Packers to Retire No. 4 -- Eventually
ESPN.com news services ~ Thursday, May 12, 2011
Green Bay Packers president and CEO Mark Murphy said Wednesday the team one day will retire Brett Favre's No. 4 jersey, but the team will wait a few years to make sure the quarterback is retired for good this time. "I think it's probably going to be a few years," Murphy told Packers fans during the team's Tailgate Tour, according to the Green Bay Press-Gazette. "We made that mistake when he first retired after the 2007 season.
DATELINE: September 1, 2051
Green Bay, WI.
Packers team officials announced today that the retirement ceremony for Brett Favre's #4, originally scheduled for the first game of this 2051-2 season has been cancelled. Police reported yesterday that the former quarterback's grave has been found dug up and empty.
Speculation abounds that the new, secretively signed Oakland Raiders QB is a "dead ringer" for old #4.
In an unrelated matter, 2 Raider's Cheerleaders have filed complaints with the local police regarding unsolicited holographic images of a wrinkled penis that was sent to their personal communicators.
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