Mirror, Mirror

I was in the gym locker room yesterday and overheard two gentlemen in the next aisle talking about online dating. One guy, with typical "guy" bravado, was lamenting all the "really ugly women", as he put it, that were coming up on Match.com as his compatible partners.

He loudly griped on that these unattractive women obviously HAD to be on Match because there was NO WAY they were going to get men just out there in the world.

I don't think he truly understood the irony of his comments, seeing as how HE was on Match looking, too. That completely qualified him for a "DUH".

The he walked around the corner and by me on his way out ....

Hello, Kettle? Meet Pot. Pot? .... Kettle.

You HAVE to be kidding, buddy.
This guy was as unattractive as a man could be and still qualify as sapian in nature. He said he was 54, but easily looked over 60, haggardly, patchy baldness, extremely overweight, unshaven, bad complexion AND a 4" high mermaid tattoo on his arm.
I mean, this guy wasn't even symmetrical....

Yeah, sorry there are all those unattractive women out there cluttering the path to your door so the hot chicks can't get through.

Just a little humble-ness, how 'bout, hunh?